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Host Demotivational Poster

ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.

TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which asses to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at ass level...and he seems pretty happy.

ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters

TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.

PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm



FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.

TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.

"GET HER" - Sometimes Your Plans Are Laced With Epic Fail


TAGS: hostess bankruptcy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:37 pm
What... Moo(?)s brains or Greeny's old penis? Preferably neither...teehee
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:20 pm
They will be back... Or so I've heard
MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Well ya better hurry before the rest of these guys eat all the twinkies and pick teams for the next hockey game...teehee.
koloheiole - January 29, 2013, 11:58 pm
I'm move'n to Canada!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 9:07 am
Or Greeny's flaccid old man penis.....:)
Greeny - November 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I heard of a science teacher whose kept an unwrapped Twinkie in his classrooom for 18+ years; it's still soft and squishy to this day - kinda like Moos' brain *lol*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 12:12 am
That's gonna be a long trip Prissy. And you'd have to go to that town.....you know, the one people from our province don't talk about (I heard that Jesus lives there)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
So emilio says management, dawg says hockey and up here in Canada cuz of hockey management...nobody's playin' the game! Be right back...off to the nearest 7-11 to buy 'em all some twinkies!
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
You and the dawg think alike.
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well now you and emilio have got something there.
EmilioDumphque - November 19, 2012, 8:39 pm
It was more management's fault. While asking the workers to take pay cuts, they gave themselves huge raises. Then they asked for even more pay cuts. The union had had enough of that!
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
(It's mostly aboot hockey eh)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
ahhh twinkies : now king dongs...kick twinkies asses!Canada has a history?
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:07 pm
That would be American history. Canada still makes twinkies. http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121119/business/711199807/
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 1:46 pm
yeah well that's generally what happens when you don't look before you leap...right into the fire. I can't believe these unions and the people in them sometimes, rather lose your job than a little money. Go figure...that's dedication :()
falloutghoul - November 19, 2012, 1:32 pm
That and a stubborn union that didn't believe that keeping their pensions will bankrupt the company for which they work.


YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!

TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


TAGS: sean cats ghostwriting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:31 am
My cat occasionally likes to poo two inches awayfrom the cat box. Heck if I know why.
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
lol...I wonder what has to 5ay Sean about it?


FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!

TAGS: ghost in the shell gits anime manga cyberpunk masamune shirow
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
One of the first titles I got into when I first discovered anime was Ghost in the Shell. It remains one of my favorites, and you're looking at the main reason why.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 2:22 am
nothing >.> they wear nothing...


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L

EXPLAIN HOW... - The Walls In The 53rd Precinct Were Bleeding

TAGS: ghostbusters
Rating: 2.83/5


TAGS: mother fire ghost haunt
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - May 5, 2012, 3:39 pm

WOW, very deep
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 11:26 am
Thanks. I need to look at the tags more...
Sho - May 5, 2012, 11:18 am
Look at the tags, they provide some minor clues
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:04 am
Before I cast my vote, someone please clue me in.. I don't get this reference.
gas - May 5, 2012, 8:06 am
whew.. wow
Greeny - May 5, 2012, 7:29 am
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:03 am

hair on my arms rising creepy. strongly 5L!

HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?

HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.

TAGS: bible holy ghost charlie brown
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
"Here is a rock to build my church upon."
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:22 pm
I lol'd, but don't ask me why

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)

I'M DEPRESSED - Because when I have children, they won't get this reference. No children will.

TAGS: twinkies sadness hostess ghostbusters memories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WellThatSucked

TheSanityInspector - March 13, 2014, 11:46 am
RIP to Harold Ramis.
WellThatSucked - December 2, 2012, 2:09 pm
"Thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds." Thanks for the feedback guys.
ughomer - November 28, 2012, 12:13 am
Good submission for a newer visitor. 5L WTS.
CloudchaserS - November 27, 2012, 9:58 pm
Hopefully, someone 'll buy the brand se we can once again have a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
PapaFox - November 27, 2012, 4:31 pm
"That's a big twinkie." (One of my favorite movie lines of all time.)


GHOSTS - very similar to True Love talked about a lot but seldom seen

TAGS: ghost day
Rating: 3.32/5

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SLIMER - Now we know where his name comes from.


TAGS: ghost leno beetlebors hell what could he have done to deserve this
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
God, it was a travesty. How is it possible that so many people watched it? How did it get air time?
ProduceMan117 - October 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Remember the horrible theme song?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
And it's also racist. If you want I'll go into more detail why.
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
Yes, with the Leno ghost...a gay vampire...and a wussy werewolf.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
I'm going off what I remember here, wasn't their hideout like a haunted house?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Yes...Yes it was.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
That was a fucked up show.

ARE YOU A GOD? - You Better Damn Well Say Yes

TAGS: ghostbusters god question
Rating: 4.79/5

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SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:04 pm
And I'd be telling nothing but the truth.


TAGS: stairs girl haunt ghost alone
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

holymoly - May 7, 2012, 9:59 am
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 8:43 am
I see sho's starting to dabble in hard drugs haha 5ls
Zetmonk - May 7, 2012, 7:08 am
My, Sho is slightly strange today. Good in 'n really bad way strange.
Rabbitearsblog - May 7, 2012, 1:35 am
OMG! This poster is epic!
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 7:43 pm

ok...that yellow duckie avatar is really starting to creep the [email protected]#k out of me.

CASPER - He never got his "WISH". I know... I'm an A**HOLE.

TAGS: that s why he s a ghost
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 12:58 am
ouch. 5l's
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 6:54 am
I had to think about this one. Perhaps a side-by-side would have worked better, but that's still pretty funny.
Cubbybear - May 25, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey... it was a DI*K thing to say...but you're right
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:50 pm
4.9 Lions... I took off .1 for apologizing for your genius.

RACKS - They really are a bunch of servers stacked one on top of the other

RAY: SYMMETRICAL CHAIR STACKING, - Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack chairs like this.

TAGS: chair stack ghostbusters aykroyd murray
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Zetmonk - February 3, 2012, 5:38 am
To change a lightbulb.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 9:25 am
Why Did They Do This ?
caveman - January 31, 2012, 8:56 pm
Who ya gonna call...
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:50 pm
this makes no sense at all


UH OH - Guys, this one might be difficult!

CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree




TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

ORBS - Out-of-focus bugs and light reflecting off of water droplets and particles have never been so darn spooky!


TAGS: ghost paranormal poster day cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:11 am
Kai always comes with the right tool. Does the button activate the pump, or only gyrates?
evodmasters - January 3, 2011, 11:11 pm
Cum Guzzlers!
FredricT - December 15, 2010, 12:19 pm
Ghost as an euphemism for huge hard on? Sure I'll call them

Day 3 -

TAGS: wednesday day 3 hostage situation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:57 am
5L for Ism for being creative enough to think of Wednesday as anything other than Hump Day!


TAGS: gameshow grammar language host contestant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 10, 2012, 7:57 am
LoL. I think the puzzle is Photoshop Contest but am checking with the judges. : )
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:50 am
Greybeard ~ what is a "PHYTLSHIP CULTIST?"

HOSTESS - I Heard The News Today, Oh-Boy.

TAGS: hostess not stocked baknrupt
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
I second that
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 12:32 pm
Quoting the Beatles' "A Day In The Life" was as perfect as it gets, Rerun!!!

Night Of The Living Dead -

KIDNAPPING - When holding someone hostage, please observe all posted safety signs.


TAGS: culos hosting sleepover protocol charm
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ladystarscream - June 27, 2011, 3:39 pm
I've heard of bending over backwards, but that's jsut pushin it!!
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
#1 accredited charm school worldwide.
culos - March 21, 2011, 7:18 pm
Send her to me for a spell and I might teach her ;-)
martinodv - March 21, 2011, 5:00 pm
Dear Sir I registered so I could say "nice pic!". I wish my missus would bend over backwards to keep me happy
agdaniele - March 20, 2011, 4:30 pm
You're the host with the most, culos!
pzykosiz - March 20, 2011, 7:35 am
good one 5L's
culos - March 20, 2011, 7:13 am
Good to know you appreciate the little gestures, it keeps me going....



TAGS: sleep fear ghost
Rating: 4.14/5

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TAGS: hostile
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:52 pm
Looks t me like she was Fat......Yo go Hammie.....you ride that Narwhal.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
looks set up to me... if it was real would think there would be more smudging

GHOSTBUSTERS & JUNGLE GIRLS - What the world needs more of.

TAGS: ghostbuster ghostbusters jungle girl girls
Rating: 3.5/5

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Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 6:46 pm
Gotta love Comic-Con 4/5

AND IN THE BASEMENT OF JUSTICE... - The first rule of Super Fight Club: Nobody talks about Super Fight Club

yarmp -


UNDISCLOSED ISSUES - There is a reason this house is empty, cheap, and the previous owners are "motivated to sell."

TAGS: ghosts paranormal specters poltergeist
Rating: 2.36/5

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Jmac0585 - September 24, 2009, 7:34 am
I guess I should explain this. I got that whole Poltergeist feeling when I saw this picture.



GHOSTS - Is that for real?

TAGS: ghost
Rating: 1.91/5

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Luxxi - March 22, 2009, 1:55 pm
It's a picture from "Shutter", one of the photos you see in magazine dealing with "ghost photography"
DotDotDot - December 27, 2008, 3:47 pm
As for why ... I'm going to say he, looks naked... I have no clue. Maybe the ghost effect was intended cause he certainly is pale.
DotDotDot - December 27, 2008, 3:45 pm
It's just a crappy camera. It would seem that the blurry one there was holding the chicks arm and swiftly moved into the shot as the picture was being taken. Thus why his/her arm is solid looking and the rest appears to be see through.
me - December 27, 2008, 3:02 pm
people... even before photoshop and computers were invented, there were always old fashioned photographic tricks you could use to get the same effect
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:17 pm
well done for not catching on to the joke...
Naté - November 28, 2008, 7:12 pm
photoshop exists you retard i have it and use it frequently
Narutarded - September 18, 2008, 2:16 am
... and intelligent Bush supporters.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 17, 2008, 5:57 pm
There's no such thing as photoshop; it's an urban legend, a modern myth like the yeti and el chupacabra.
me - September 17, 2008, 1:37 pm
is photoshop real?

CHERNOBYL - ... Now it's a ghost town.

TAGS: chernobyl ghost town call of duty
Rating: 1.59/5

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Purity - April 5, 2009, 8:02 am
Hahaha... Redundant useless self-tunneling. What are we doin'? XD
lol - December 14, 2008, 12:43 am
Try Pripyat not Chernobyl.
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:48 am
and you tunneled your own fucking poster 1 minute later? please smash your computer before you hurt yourself.
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:45 am
thank you captain obvious! now it's my turn... you're a fucking idiot. stop wasting the internet with your lame shit.


TAGS: ghost assignment cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
Nicely done



I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -

TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L

STUPID - He's not. He's possessed by a retarded ghost.


TAGS: ghostbusters
Rating: 4.08/5

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MPsniper - April 14, 2011, 7:44 pm
i am the gate keeper
ICEMAN - April 14, 2011, 7:38 pm
Any other choices?


TAGS: kitty ghost humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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lgvernon - December 27, 2015, 9:55 pm

Thank you, Dizz.
mizzdizz - December 27, 2015, 8:10 pm
I know you made this in 2012 but its so funny, I wanted to let you know I loved it!!!!


TAGS: lucha libre masks ghost wrestling motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.66/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 10:15 am


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


TAGS: flower ghost perspective mask enchantment
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Prevsyl

Hawamleh - March 23, 2012, 8:58 am
Just like your poster said, your style is like a flower, few of the masses will find it alluring, you won't get good votes, but if you stick to your style you might get respect. You got 3Ls from me, cause this is boring frankly, way too windy.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:46 am
Remarkable! It almost makes sense. Sorta sounds like the opening paragraph to a serial killers manifesto. Nice layout, enchanting picture, 3L's
5150monkeylove - August 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Ok, welcome to MF. If you need some help, feel free to ask some of the elders on the site. I for one was not wowed by the debut, but it is original and different. keep it up, Art has many forms. 3L
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:40 pm
And in addition to that it's just the beginning of my motifake career.
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm
*it's not for those WHO don't listen
Prevsyl - August 9, 2011, 3:39 pm
I know its a bit long. But it's not for those to lazy to read. It's not for those you don't listen. In fact, I just wanted to express myself honestly, giving a small piece of my soul back to Motifake after getting so much.
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:00 pm
nice... how many you think will have the patience to read all? 5L


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!


TAGS: holiday party hosting mr m invited everyone and they all came
Rating: 3.39/5

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Chompers - December 17, 2009, 4:14 pm
I think I remember this, this was when M.A.L.T. had their "Initiation"


BELIEVE IT OR NOT... - The one on the bottom-left is the oldest.

TAGS: ouran high school host club honey mitsukuni haninozuka
Rating: 3.05/5

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rerun - July 31, 2009, 8:10 pm

James always the leader in Timmy School.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 3:49 pm
Well thought out insult, James. You got me, I'm gay. How could you tell?
james - July 31, 2009, 3:08 pm
and your all gay
Flea - July 26, 2009, 11:13 pm
And the one in the middle is a girl.

GUN CONTROL - is getting a little bit out of hand ...

TAGS: gun pistol ghost in the shell
Rating: 2.85/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 5:51 pm

OUT-SOURCING TO INDIA - Looks like "CHINA'S" exporting their Human Rights Violations, (I mean dissident re-education) there.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 - Introducing Flamer - Slimer's openly gay cousin.

Chernobyl -

TAGS: ghost town
Rating: 2.25/5

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CallofDuty - May 19, 2009, 7:55 pm
Bob, you moron, that's not a screen shot, that's a real picture.
BOB - May 9, 2009, 7:32 am
Actually who gives a shit, this is a screen shot from a video game.
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:10 am
Pripyat was 2 miles away from the Chernobyl reactor site and had a population of about 45,000.
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:09 am
Actually this is the town of Pripyat in Ukraine. Chernobyl (the town) only had a population of about 10,000 and was 12 miles or away.

SHE SAW IT - ... and when she did she shit bricks.

WANTED - A "charity" I can found so I can place an ad like this.

I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!! - Oh wait, we won!! we get to host!!! O.K. then, but I am still going kick your ass!!!

DO YOU WANT THIS BODY - Was That a Trick Question?

FAIL !! - You Fail Again !!

Hostility -

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?'' - Ghost Busters !!

HADES SPECTRES - You're a bad boy! go home!


The 'Guess' Towel -


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm

It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.

Ghosts of my Past -

TAGS: ghosts past haunt why guilt
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - May 4, 2013, 8:58 am

LOVE.... LIKE LIFE - Can take root in a hostile place But wont last long enough to grow

TAGS: love life hostile
Rating: 4.57/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:59 pm
(carebear BANNED)

CHURCH GHOST - all things must change,too bad

TAGS: ghost
Rating: 4.34/5

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TAGS: ghost busters movie quote day
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 marshmallow poodles


TAGS: ghosts ghouls an goblins we dont need no stinking costumes
Rating: 3.85/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Thanks guys, I was trying to do justice to this awesome photo.
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:46 pm
Excellent...now give me my candy back!
LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:17 pm
THAT is pretty effective! I had stuffed my disk drive with Laffy Taffy before I figured out what was going on...
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:02 pm
Put away the sewing machine, mom... that is a costume only a bad childhood could make!


TAGS: hosting parties unfortunately bacardi and cola declined an invitation
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:05 pm
LOL. 5Ls.


TAGS: ghost rider comic
Rating: 3.76/5

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Player_Meyer - September 21, 2009, 8:38 am
LMAO I canned myself... 5L
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 9:13 pm


TAGS: sincere thanks to all and especially mr m for hosting
Rating: 3.14/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
Great posters today everyone. I needed a pick me up. Thanks all.
Rking - November 3, 2009, 12:11 am
thats me right now (its 5.15 am here) im gunna hit the hay but expect me to return another day
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:09 am
LMAO! No.... that's me without Guinness.
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 12:07 am
It looks like agdaniele was the only one that didn't pass out. Was he nursing his Guinness?
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:03 am
Only goes to prove that we need to get a liver transplant.
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:02 am
That which does not kill us...
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Thanks for the kind sentiment, but some of mine, if I shot, dismembered, cannibalized and defecated the damn things, it would be too merciful.
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:15 pm
Yeah, but you really know how to slap 'em together nowadays. Wish Mr. M would let us delete more.....I've got some tunnels, and even one that I didn't make in my portfolio. I do like the idea of a burial ground though. Maybe a "recycle bin"
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
True dat, Mo! There should be a burial grounds for old Moti's. Kind of an Amityville Horror, because that's how I feel every time someone looks at one of mine...
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:02 pm
We've suffered enough for you!! (xd, lol, jk) 5 no-doze!!

DAYDREAMING - These days you must be feeling tired and your legs must be paining. Dont worry, Its only because you´ve running in my mind day and night!

HOSTING PARTIES - Preparation is much easier with some good tunes playing

TAGS: party hosting
Rating: 2.92/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:01 pm
Nice. Set it to 33 and turn the volume to 11.
Derek - December 16, 2009, 7:21 pm
Quite right. This could be my place - apart from the electronics.

SHOPPING - The ghosts of Christmas Presents.

TAGS: shopping ghost mall
Rating: 2.67/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:09 am
Ever stop and wonder just how long some of those gum balls have been inside those machines? I mean, talk about ghosts!
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:42 am
Mmmmmm subtle
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I like it. A lot.


NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!

GHOST RIDER - Oh now you're just showing off!

FLIGHT GLOVES? - Hate 2 question ya cheif, b-cuz Ur dogz look all suited and booted! But I would've went with IMPACT "GLOVES"

TAGS: riot police captive hostage gloves riot gear
Rating: 2.07/5

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[email protected] - September 25, 2009, 4:31 am
I'm gonna repost it, but relax bro, in tactical situations gloves are very important.
PNIS - September 25, 2009, 3:58 am
You suck.